There is irrefutable evidence to support our claim that Santa is from the North Pole. We will now present these to you, so that you will have no question at all about what the truth is, when the time comes for you to place your vote. If you consider the appearence of Santa Claus, it is easy to see our first claim: the big fur-lined jacket, the long and warm trousers and the heavy and durable boots he wear, all point to one thing: he lives in a place of extreme cold. As we all know, neither Sweden nor Finland has weather even remotely as cold as we do in the North Pole, so this attire would be completely useless in any of these countries.
Second of all, if you think about it yourself; where would you station yourself if you were Santa Claus, in order to have access to the whole world and being able to operate in private? Would you pick a country that is wedged in between several others, or would you chose a place that is on top of the world, overlooking all those to whom you seek to bring joy? The answer is of course simple. Santa is no fool. He chose the North Pole, obviously.
Santa also has a moral reason for choosing to live in the North Pole. He would never inhabitate a country, like Sweden, that has been the home of kings who sought only to rule their neighbours, Denmark and Norway, and now is most linked to pornography and easy women. No, that is not the Santa way. Furthermore, he would not even dream of setting up shop in a country so weakened by its proximity to Communist Russia, as Finland. The North Pole has never tried to rule those weaker than ourselves, yet we command enough respect, not to have to cry for help because our neighbours try to overtake us (for further detail, see the Winter War of Finland and Russia). We are never seen as sluts with no self respect.
Our final argument, which will make the few of you who might still be doubting us, is this: In the Disney-movie from…. called ”In Santa’s Workshop”, it is mentioned several times that Santa lives in…..you guessed it, the North Pole. As we all know, Walt Disney did his homework, and did it well. Trust Walt Disney and trust us.
It is the hope of the Northpolian representatives that we have now proven without the shadow of a doubt, that there can be no question as to where Santa lives. The North Pole is the home of Santa Claus. Full stop.
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